The night that it happened was no different then any other night. I checked all the locks on the doors, shut the lights and went upstairs.
I continued with my routine, put the alarm on and went into the bathroom. I put only the night light on, went to the sink and grabbed my tooth brush. I started to brush my teeth, darn tooth brush must be getting old a bristle dislodged from the brush and is stuck in between my front teeth.
I turn the lights on so I can see in the mirror to get the bristle out from between my teeth. I pull out the bristle… Oh My God!!!… It is not a bristle from the tooth brush!!!
I’m warning you, If you have a weak stomach DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER…
… It’s a toenail… Oh my God it’s a toenail that was stuck in between my teeth!!!. It wasn’t a bristle…
Oh now I’m gaging . Who on earth would clip their toenails in the bathroom! Proper nail cutting etiquette clearly states, “nails shall only be cut outside of a building or home.”
That night I tossed and turned. I pray it never happens to you.
Oh by the way, every person in my house denies ever committing the violation. I’ll have to have a talk with the cat. I bought her new cat food she can’t possibly still be mad. Here kitty kitty…..
November 28th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
ewww.. gross .. it wasn’t me!! =D
November 28th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
OMG! That is so gross!
Congats on yet another sale……keep on keepin’ on!
LOL!
Love ya, jennilee
ps. hows your noggin?
November 29th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
Ewwwwwwwwwww, that is sooooooo gross!!