I continued with my routine, put the alarm on and went into the bathroom. I put only the night light on, went to the sink and grabbed my tooth brush. I started to brush my teeth, darn tooth brush must be getting old a bristle dislodged from the brush and is stuck in between my front teeth.

I turn the lights on so I can see in the mirror to get the bristle out from between my teeth. I pull out the bristle…  Oh My God!!!…   It is not a bristle from the tooth brush!!!

I’m warning you, If you have a weak stomach DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER…

…   It’s a toenail… Oh my God it’s a toenail that was stuck in between my teeth!!!. It wasn’t a bristle…

Oh now I’m gaging  . Who on earth would clip their toenails in the bathroom! Proper nail cutting etiquette clearly states, “nails shall only be cut outside of a building or home.”
That night I tossed and turned. I pray it never happens to you.

Oh by the way, every person in my house denies ever committing the violation. I’ll have to have a talk with the cat. I bought her new cat food she can’t possibly still be mad. Here kitty kitty…..

I forgot to buy cat food yesterday.  I was more interested in sewing then leaving the house to get cat food. It’s not like she didn’t have food. She had half a bowl. I even added some dog food to it. Well that might be the part that got her upset.

I finally get in a good spot in the bed. Pillows arranged ever just so. I never heard her come in, never heard her  jump on the night table. That freaks me a bit. Like she was some cat-ninja.

I don’t really know what made me open my eyes. I screamed. I never expected her to be right up in my face like that.

She never meowed, didn’t move. Just looked me in the eye and said, ” You have got to be freakin’ kidding me.”

She snapped her head around, turned and left. I know your thinking she’s an old cat she would never use the word “freakin’.” But she did.

I didn’t sleep well last night. I little on edge. I’m barely awake, still in pajamas .

I’m on my way to the store right now.